Shayan Saalabi

December 30th, 2013

1) To Abebooks.com- for selling books so cheap

2) To Cameron- for giving me my copy of Catcher in the Rye back

3) To my family- for making and eating dope pasta together

December 29, 2013

1) To Stephen Curry- for beating the Cavs

2) To ABC Network- for showing the first Harry Potter film

3)  To Frederick Douglass- for gracing the world with your presence